Satire

Religious Virginity Standards vs. Reality: The Great Disconnect – America’s Purity Pledges Meet Cold Hard Data

The Minds Report: When Purity Rankings Meet Reality – Conservative Platform Discovers Statistics Don’t Care About Feelings

Holy Chastity Batman: America’s Purity Culture Gets a Reality Check – When Religious Virtue Meets Statistical Analysis

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Climate Barbie – When Progressive Politics Meets Mattel Marketing

Border Patrol Chief Speaks Truth – When Career Officials Say Quiet Part Loud

Donald Trump’s Lincoln Bathroom Ghost – When the Former President Haunts His Old House

Gavin Newsom’s Strawberry Cavalry – California Governor’s Produce-Based Political Theater

Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel – When the President Dresses As What He Actually Is

JD Vance’s Babyface Halloween Catastrophe – When the VP Nominee Can’t Decide What’s Scarier

Marjorie Taylor Greene’s MAGA Skeleton – When Your Politics Are Already Scary Enough

Liz Cheney’s Ghost of Integrity Past – When Your Political Party Kills You But You Haunt Them Anyway

Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time – When Your Nickname Becomes Your Halloween Costume

Nikki Haley’s Diplomatic Zombie – When Foreign Policy Experience Becomes Undead

Ted Cruz’s Sunlit Vampire – When Texas Politicians Try to Be Funny and Mostly Succeed

Ron Filipkowski’s Troll Wizard – When Professional Twitter Trolling Becomes a Halloween Costume

Top 12 Political Halloween Costumes – When Democracy Dresses Up and Gets Weird

Ron DeSantis’ Alligator Adventure – Florida Man Becomes Florida Governor, Confusion Ensues

11 Million Illegal Aliens Vote – Conspiracy Theorists Discover Math Isn’t Their Strong Suit

Dallas Cowboys: NFL’s Most Profitable Oil Well – Jerry Jones Proves Losing Games Still Wins at Capitalism

Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress – Judicial Activism Reaches New Heights of Delusion

Poll Finds Half of Americans Disapprove – Breaking: Nation Still Divided, Water Still Wet