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Jasmine Kwok

Marvel Cinematic Universe Meets Albany

November 9, 2025 by Jasmine Kwok

Marvel Cinematic Universe Meets Albany – The Mamdani Extended Universe Keeps Expanding

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The Virginity Rankings: America’s Uncomfortable Report Card

November 4, 2025 by Jasmine Kwok

The Virginity Rankings: America’s Uncomfortable Report Card – When Religious Communities Face Statistical Reality

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Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel

November 1, 2025 by Jasmine Kwok

Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel – When the President Dresses As What He Actually Is

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Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time

November 1, 2025 by Jasmine Kwok

Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time – When Your Nickname Becomes Your Halloween Costume

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Recent Posts

  • Our Whole Strategy Right Now Is Convincing Voters Our Candidate Is Boring, and I Have Spent Six Years in This Business Never Once Expecting That to Be the Actual Pitch
  • I Spent Four Hours Today in a Room Full of Volunteers Making Cold Calls, and I Left With a Considerably More Complicated Picture of What Voters Actually Want Than Any Poll Has Given Me This Entire Cycle
  • Our Opponent’s Campaign Sent Out a Mailer Today Using a Genuinely Misleading Statistic, and I Spent the Afternoon Debating Internally Whether to Fire Back the Same Way or Actually Hold a Higher Standard
  • The Redistricting Fight in a Neighboring State Has Genuinely Nothing to Do With Our Own Race, and I Still Spent the Entire Day Fielding Questions About It From Voters Who Are Clearly Confused
  • I Watched a Volunteer Who Has Never Done Political Work Before Convince a Genuinely Undecided Voter Today Using an Argument I Would Never Have Thought to Make Myself

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