Three Days of Tinned Peaches: Stockpile Advice in Westminster

The government wants me self-sufficient for three days, which is two more than the milk in our fridge has managed. WESTMINSTER, England (The London Prat) – The first thing I did when the government told me to be self-sufficient for three days was look around the war room and ask what we had. The answer … Read more

A Prime Minister on the Sofa: Gogglebox Night in London

Nobody in the war room has ever been invited onto a sofa by anyone, and we are processing it as a professional slight. LONDON, England (The London Prat) – Gethin has ruled that the war room may watch television as long as we call it research, and then put a tick against the word research … Read more