Edward Lear’s Old Men Were Polite, And They Smashed Them Anyway

A Greenwich reader of Victorian nonsense reads about Piers Morgan demanding emergency action against a courteous chatbot and recognizes the crowd Lear called They Wednesday, 21 October 2026. Greenwich, South East London. The Painted Hall cafe at the Old Royal Naval College, a cheese scone, a battered Complete Nonsense of Edward Lear with my childhood … Read more

Dear Diary: Toru Dutt Wrote Poetry in English and French Before She Was Twenty-One and Meadows Taylor Wrote a Thriller in 1839, So the Nineteenth Century Was Busier Than My Inbox

Tinsel on two writers of British India, a young poet from Calcutta and an Englishman who knew the country, and why a reading list should include voices that argue with each other Saturday 10 October, 1.15pm, a table in a library reading room under a lamp with a green shade, two pencils, a library slip … Read more

Dear Diary: The Budget Rumour Mill Mentions Capital Gains, a Lower Mansion Tax Threshold and Student Loans, and Not One Rumour Is Confirmed, So Naturally I Have Read All of Them

Tinsel on the speculation list in a consumer guide, what is a proposal and what is a decision, a first-time buyer scheme and why a rumour is the cheapest thing in Westminster Saturday 10 October, 3.45pm, a sofa with a blanket, a plate of toast that has become less a snack than a gesture and … Read more

Dear Diary: Navi Pillay Won the Nobel Peace Prize, a South African Jurist of Indian Tamil Origin Joked About Sharing It With Trump and I Spent the Evening Wondering What Her Victorian Ancestors Would Make of It

Tinsel on a prize for international law, a diaspora story that crosses the Indian Ocean and the way a nineteenth-century migration can turn up in a twenty-first-century headline Saturday 10 October, 6.15pm, a kitchen with the radio on low, a pan of lentils that needs stirring and a notebook in which I have written the … Read more

Dear Diary: John Healey Will Deliver the Autumn Budget on Wednesday 28 October and the Prime Minister Has Already Ruled Out Three Big Taxes, Which Leaves Only About Four Hundred Others

Tinsel on the earliest autumn budget since 2021, a newly appointed Chancellor, a pledge on income tax, National Insurance and VAT and the national sport of guessing what happens next Saturday 10 October, 7.30am, a breakfast table covered in last week’s newspapers, a boiled egg that has achieved its ambition and a calendar on which … Read more