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Jasmine Kwok

Dr. Jasmine Kwok is a Hong Kong?born satirist, political humorist, and the youngest full professor of Cultural Satire Studies at the University of Macao. Crowned ?The Most Read Satirist in Greater China? by Ink & Irony Magazine, Kwok?s fearless work skewering bureaucratic absurdity, cultural contradictions, and state-sponsored mediocrity has earned her both literary acclaim and a formal warrant from the Chinese Communist Party. Her essay ?Why Xi Jinping Can?t Do the Crossbar Challenge? reportedly crashed WeChat servers. At just 25, she blends Seinfeld?s observational wit with Confucian sarcasm, all while evading mainland firewalls and airport security with equal skill.

The Virginity Rankings: America’s Uncomfortable Report Card

November 4, 2025 by Jasmine Kwok
The Virginity Rankings: America’s Uncomfortable Report Card

The Virginity Rankings: America’s Uncomfortable Report Card – When Religious Communities Face Statistical Reality

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Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel

November 1, 2025 by Jasmine Kwok
Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel

Joe Biden’s Grandpa Time Travel – When the President Dresses As What He Actually Is

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Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time

November 1, 2025 by Jasmine Kwok
Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time

Mitch McConnell’s Turtle Time – When Your Nickname Becomes Your Halloween Costume

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