Tinsel Vandergraph Satire

Louvre’s Suddenly Trendy Heist – Art Theft Becomes Cool Again

Letitia James and Her Resting Prosecution Face – New York AG’s Permanent Look of Legal Determination

Lessons from the Past – Why We Study History Then Ignore It Completely

Kamala Harris 2028 – Starting the Campaign Only Four Years Early

Jaydon Blue – The Internet’s Favorite Mystery Person

History Lite – Education’s New Low-Calorie Approach to the Past

Gavin Newsom Recalls Hard Childhood – Governor Remembers Growing Up in Modest $5M Home

Erratic Diplomacy – When Foreign Policy Meets Reality TV

Democrats Rebrand ICE Protest as Halloween Parade – Tear Gas Becomes ‘Spooky Fog Effects’

Democratic Operatives Pressure Air Traffic Controllers – Stay Home Movement Aims to Ground Air Travel