Satire

Federal Judge Dreams She’s Congress – Judicial Activism Reaches New Heights of Delusion

Taylor Swift’s Reaction to Bad Bunny – When Pop Royalty Collides With Reggaeton Reality

Turning Point USA Drops the Beat – Charlie Kirk Discovers Music is More Than Just Banning It

Donald Trump’s $300 Million Ballroom – Where Mar-a-Lago Meets Versailles and Subtlety Goes to Die

Milei Turns Argentina Into Success – Chainsaw Economics Somehow Works Better Than PhD Theories

Unusual Machines Drone Factory – America’s Answer to Chinese Drones Involves Rednecks and Duct Tape

Marxists in Spain Protest Weather – Climate Becomes Latest Target of Revolutionary Fury

Mexico for the Mexicans – New Slogan Wins Award for Stating the Obvious

Maduro’s Big Navy Problem – Venezuelan President Discovers Boats Need Water to Float

Letitia James and Her Resting Prosecution Face – New York AG’s Permanent Look of Legal Determination

Louvre’s Suddenly Trendy Heist – Art Theft Becomes Cool Again

Lessons from the Past – Why We Study History Then Ignore It Completely

Jaydon Blue – The Internet’s Favorite Mystery Person

Kamala Harris 2028 – Starting the Campaign Only Four Years Early

History Lite – Education’s New Low-Calorie Approach to the Past

Erratic Diplomacy – When Foreign Policy Meets Reality TV

Gavin Newsom Recalls Hard Childhood – Governor Remembers Growing Up in Modest $5M Home

Democratic Operatives Pressure Air Traffic Controllers – Stay Home Movement Aims to Ground Air Travel

Democrats Rebrand ICE Protest as Halloween Parade – Tear Gas Becomes ‘Spooky Fog Effects’

NYC Faces Islamabad Invasion – Pakistani City Launches Unlikely Assault on Manhattan